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No one probably goes on here anymore. This makes me sad.
But hey, I might start making art again. It is summer after all.
<s>I've just got to write about 9876456789 things first.</s>
So yeah. Hi. I might just make a sketch dump thing. That's all I've got anyways, not sure if I'll ever actually complete a picture.
In other news, people are hard to draw. So are animals. And backgrounds. And everything else. But I shall not give up.
...Yet.
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Meme~
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Pick 10 random characters.
1. America
2. England
3. Lithuania
4. Japan
5. Russia
6. France
7. Italy
8. Greece
9. Spain
10. Romano
You found 1's secret stash of chocolate.
Me: Dude! Why didn't you tell me you had a chocolate mountain!?
America: I was afraid you'd call me fat...
Me: No, you're awesome!
Prussia: *walks in through the door* Did somebody say awesome?
America & I: No, now go away.
2 confesses his love to you.
Me: I'm cool, just make me fish and chips
England: Someone who will eat my food 8D
You walk into 3 in the street at midnight.
Me: Ow! What the- Liet?
Lithuania: Oh great, it's you again -_-
Me: D8
You win a free holiday with 4.
Me: Alright! Where are we going? Disney World?
Japan: Sure.
5 saves your life.
Me: Thank you! Oh wait.... O_o
Russia: ^J^
6 is living in your house.
Me: France!
France: I 'ave come to live 'ere.
Me: Cool, you know England and I are dating, right?
France: WHAT?! ZIS IS TERRIBLE NEWS!
You find 7's mobile phone (cellphone).
Me: Ciao! Ve~ Germany, have you seen my cell phone?
Germany: Schmo, it's you. You're Italian accent sounds like a Spaniard trying to choke himself.
Me: D8 *hangs up*
You're asleep and 8 comes in and wakes you up.
Greece: Wake up...I need the bed... the couch is too...ZZZZZzzzzzzzz
Me: *rolls over and goes back to sleep*
9 kidnaps you.
Me: Spain. You better cook me some food.
Spain: On it~
You go to the cinema. 10 is sitting in your seat.
Me: Romano, you're sitting in my seat.
Romano: You got a problem with it?
Me: No. *sits on his lap and eats his popcorn*
1 confesses his love for 7. You are hiding in a bush with 4.
Me: ...This is a turn of events...
Japan: *takes picture*
2 and 9 are arguing.
Spain: You destroyed my armada!
England: Does it look like I care?
6 is molesting 3.
Me: FRANCE! If you are going to live in my house, there is to be no molesting anyone! Especially Lithuania!
France: But-
Me: No buts.
France:Hehe, butts.
Lithuania: *sighs in relief*
5 and 10 are stuck in a burning building but you can only save one.
Me: Russia or Romano? Ummm......RUSSIA! I'LL RESCUE YOU!
Romano: You are as useless as my brother!
2 is invisible.
England: So that's where Canada (Who?) gets it from.
OMG! 9 is more awesome than Prussia!
Spain: I KNEW IT!
Prussia: It's only for a day, sheesh.
1, 6 and 4 are at your house for dinner. There's a black out.
America: AH! GHOST!
Me: WHERE?
France: Too scary!
Japan: BOO!
France, America and I: AHHHHHHHHHHH!
3 and 7 pull a prank on you.
Lithuania: So when she walks under the tree, a bucket of water will dump on her head!
Italy: Ve~ Schmo! Lithuania and I are pulling a prank on you!
Me: Thanks for the hint. *runs away*
Poland: Told you it wouldn't work.
Lithuania: HOW DID YOU GET HERE!?
You walk in on 4 and 10 kissing.
Me: Hmmm....*scratches stomach* do we have anything to eat in this house, France? France? France? Hello? Oh, Japan and Romano, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!
4 and 9 steal your boat.
Spain: Do you really think that we should be stealing her stuff?
Japan: Yes. I need it for my boat collection.
While 5 and 7 rob your house.
Italy: Ve~ Do you think it's okay to be doing this?
Russia: Da, she stole my Tetris game so I'm stealing her Pac-Man game.
Italy: Oh, okay~
You're on a cruise with 3 and 4 and the Bad Touch Trio (Prussia, France and Spain) is on the same one.
Japan: *takes pictures*
Lithuania: *tans shirtless on the deck*
Bad Touch Trio: *running from employees and angry cruisers*
Me: *trips and falls over the edge of the boat* Wheee! Oh wait...AHHHHHHHHH!
You need a new organ. 1 and 6 are both compatible.
Me: America and France! I need a kidney.
America: I'll be the hero!
5 is robbing 2.
Russia: *Creeping around*
England: W-who's there? I've got my cooking and I'm not afraid to use it!
Russia: Oh sh- *runs*
You're being held hostage by 10. The hero is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, or 9. Or multiple.
Me: Great. I'm being held hostage by Romano. After Spain kidnapped me! Is Romano jealous~?
Romano: No and shut up.
Lithuania: *karate kicks the door down*
America: *falls through the ceiling* We're here to save you!
Me: Yay. I guess.
1, 2 and 4 are watching a scary movie.
America: Not again...
England: This is fake *eats burnt popcorn*
Japan: Ugh...
You're stuck on a desert island with 7, 8, 9 and 10.
Me: HOW COME I'M ALWAYS STUCK WITH ROMANO?!
Spain: I have no idea.
Greece: *sleeping*
Italy: Ve~
Romano: Great. I'm stuck on an island with a bunch of losers.
3 and 5 have robbed a bank. 5 comes to you for help.
Russia: Lithuania and I robbed a bank and we need somewhere to stay.
Me: Sure, if Lithuania doesn't mind staying here with France. Who molested him.
6 is in a bad mood with 3 for robbing a bank. 6 comes to you.
France: Ugh! Seriously, why would he rob a bank?
Me: To get back at you for molesting him.
1 and 7 are doing a monkey dance. You and 10 are watching and filming it.
America: *dancing like a monkey*
Italy: Ve~ *dancing too*
Romano: Great, you again.
Me: Shut up, I'm filming this.
2 and 8 are being racist about 6 and 4.
England: Frog! *fighting with France*
France: *fighting with England*
Greece: *sleeping*
Japan: Well, that's good enough.
3, 5 and 9 are at a convention.
Lithuania: *standing*
Russia: Think any of them know we robbed a bank?
Spain: I don't know, what if they know that I stole Schmo's boat...?
Me: GET THEM!
Hoards of Fangirls: *SQUEAL AND RUN AFTER THEM*
You, 1, 4, 6 and 10 are having a sleepover at 7's house.
America: PILLOW FIGHT!
Me: Yay!
Italy: Try not to make Romano mad. Too late.
Romano: YOU AGAIN. *smacks me in the face*
Me: You jerk! *hits him back*
Japan: *throws pillow at America* TAKE THAT!
America: Sh!t just got serious.
France: *cowering behind the couch*
2 is in love with 5 who is in love with 8 but 8 is in love with 2. 2 doesn't love 8 back, 5 doesn't love 2 back and 8 doesn't love 5 back.
England is in love with Russia who is in love with Greece but Greece is in love with England. England doesn't love Greece back, Russia doesn't love England back and Greece doesn't love Russia back.
~END MEME~
Oh great another trip I'm going to Washington D.C. on Wednesday. That's in two days. WILL I BE ABLE TO SURVIVE TWO MORE DAYS OF SCHOOL?! The answer is yes, I will have too.
I'm taking my camera!Now I sound like Japan
I'm also re-vamping my profile. Hopefully OTL
EDIT:
Did you know Shakespeare died 396 years ago today?
Pick 10 random characters.
1. America
2. England
3. Lithuania
4. Japan
5. Russia
6. France
7. Italy
8. Greece
9. Spain
10. Romano
You found 1's secret stash of chocolate.
Me: Dude! Why didn't you tell me you had a chocolate mountain!?
America: I was afraid you'd call me fat...
Me: No, you're awesome!
Prussia: *walks in through the door* Did somebody say awesome?
America & I: No, now go away.
2 confesses his love to you.
Me: I'm cool, just make me fish and chips
England: Someone who will eat my food 8D
You walk into 3 in the street at midnight.
Me: Ow! What the- Liet?
Lithuania: Oh great, it's you again -_-
Me: D8
You win a free holiday with 4.
Me: Alright! Where are we going? Disney World?
Japan: Sure.
5 saves your life.
Me: Thank you! Oh wait.... O_o
Russia: ^J^
6 is living in your house.
Me: France!
France: I 'ave come to live 'ere.
Me: Cool, you know England and I are dating, right?
France: WHAT?! ZIS IS TERRIBLE NEWS!
You find 7's mobile phone (cellphone).
Me: Ciao! Ve~ Germany, have you seen my cell phone?
Germany: Schmo, it's you. You're Italian accent sounds like a Spaniard trying to choke himself.
Me: D8 *hangs up*
You're asleep and 8 comes in and wakes you up.
Greece: Wake up...I need the bed... the couch is too...ZZZZZzzzzzzzz
Me: *rolls over and goes back to sleep*
9 kidnaps you.
Me: Spain. You better cook me some food.
Spain: On it~
You go to the cinema. 10 is sitting in your seat.
Me: Romano, you're sitting in my seat.
Romano: You got a problem with it?
Me: No. *sits on his lap and eats his popcorn*
1 confesses his love for 7. You are hiding in a bush with 4.
Me: ...This is a turn of events...
Japan: *takes picture*
2 and 9 are arguing.
Spain: You destroyed my armada!
England: Does it look like I care?
6 is molesting 3.
Me: FRANCE! If you are going to live in my house, there is to be no molesting anyone! Especially Lithuania!
France: But-
Me: No buts.
France:Hehe, butts.
Lithuania: *sighs in relief*
5 and 10 are stuck in a burning building but you can only save one.
Me: Russia or Romano? Ummm......RUSSIA! I'LL RESCUE YOU!
Romano: You are as useless as my brother!
2 is invisible.
England: So that's where Canada (Who?) gets it from.
OMG! 9 is more awesome than Prussia!
Spain: I KNEW IT!
Prussia: It's only for a day, sheesh.
1, 6 and 4 are at your house for dinner. There's a black out.
America: AH! GHOST!
Me: WHERE?
France: Too scary!
Japan: BOO!
France, America and I: AHHHHHHHHHHH!
3 and 7 pull a prank on you.
Lithuania: So when she walks under the tree, a bucket of water will dump on her head!
Italy: Ve~ Schmo! Lithuania and I are pulling a prank on you!
Me: Thanks for the hint. *runs away*
Poland: Told you it wouldn't work.
Lithuania: HOW DID YOU GET HERE!?
You walk in on 4 and 10 kissing.
Me: Hmmm....*scratches stomach* do we have anything to eat in this house, France? France? France? Hello? Oh, Japan and Romano, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!
4 and 9 steal your boat.
Spain: Do you really think that we should be stealing her stuff?
Japan: Yes. I need it for my boat collection.
While 5 and 7 rob your house.
Italy: Ve~ Do you think it's okay to be doing this?
Russia: Da, she stole my Tetris game so I'm stealing her Pac-Man game.
Italy: Oh, okay~
You're on a cruise with 3 and 4 and the Bad Touch Trio (Prussia, France and Spain) is on the same one.
Japan: *takes pictures*
Lithuania: *tans shirtless on the deck*
Bad Touch Trio: *running from employees and angry cruisers*
Me: *trips and falls over the edge of the boat* Wheee! Oh wait...AHHHHHHHHH!
You need a new organ. 1 and 6 are both compatible.
Me: America and France! I need a kidney.
America: I'll be the hero!
5 is robbing 2.
Russia: *Creeping around*
England: W-who's there? I've got my cooking and I'm not afraid to use it!
Russia: Oh sh- *runs*
You're being held hostage by 10. The hero is 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, or 9. Or multiple.
Me: Great. I'm being held hostage by Romano. After Spain kidnapped me! Is Romano jealous~?
Romano: No and shut up.
Lithuania: *karate kicks the door down*
America: *falls through the ceiling* We're here to save you!
Me: Yay. I guess.
1, 2 and 4 are watching a scary movie.
America: Not again...
England: This is fake *eats burnt popcorn*
Japan: Ugh...
You're stuck on a desert island with 7, 8, 9 and 10.
Me: HOW COME I'M ALWAYS STUCK WITH ROMANO?!
Spain: I have no idea.
Greece: *sleeping*
Italy: Ve~
Romano: Great. I'm stuck on an island with a bunch of losers.
3 and 5 have robbed a bank. 5 comes to you for help.
Russia: Lithuania and I robbed a bank and we need somewhere to stay.
Me: Sure, if Lithuania doesn't mind staying here with France. Who molested him.
6 is in a bad mood with 3 for robbing a bank. 6 comes to you.
France: Ugh! Seriously, why would he rob a bank?
Me: To get back at you for molesting him.
1 and 7 are doing a monkey dance. You and 10 are watching and filming it.
America: *dancing like a monkey*
Italy: Ve~ *dancing too*
Romano: Great, you again.
Me: Shut up, I'm filming this.
2 and 8 are being racist about 6 and 4.
England: Frog! *fighting with France*
France: *fighting with England*
Greece: *sleeping*
Japan: Well, that's good enough.
3, 5 and 9 are at a convention.
Lithuania: *standing*
Russia: Think any of them know we robbed a bank?
Spain: I don't know, what if they know that I stole Schmo's boat...?
Me: GET THEM!
Hoards of Fangirls: *SQUEAL AND RUN AFTER THEM*
You, 1, 4, 6 and 10 are having a sleepover at 7's house.
America: PILLOW FIGHT!
Me: Yay!
Italy: Try not to make Romano mad. Too late.
Romano: YOU AGAIN. *smacks me in the face*
Me: You jerk! *hits him back*
Japan: *throws pillow at America* TAKE THAT!
America: Sh!t just got serious.
France: *cowering behind the couch*
2 is in love with 5 who is in love with 8 but 8 is in love with 2. 2 doesn't love 8 back, 5 doesn't love 2 back and 8 doesn't love 5 back.
England is in love with Russia who is in love with Greece but Greece is in love with England. England doesn't love Greece back, Russia doesn't love England back and Greece doesn't love Russia back.
~END MEME~
I'm taking my camera!
I'm also re-vamping my profile. Hopefully OTL
EDIT:
Did you know Shakespeare died 396 years ago today?
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